...the Teacher Will Appear : Path to Certification
Passing the FileMaker certification test...
Years ago, on April Fool's day, one of my teacher's gave us the world's hardest test. The questions covered a wide range of 'topics':
Sociology: Estimate the sociological problems, which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
Physics: Define the universe and give three examples.
Medicine: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.<p>The FileMaker certification test is not quite this hard (but that may be because it's impractical to provide Scotch at the testing centers). Nothing I say here will help you if your knowledge of