For sometime now I've suspected that my wife may be having an affair. You know the sort of thing. The phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

Recently she has started going out 'with the girls' a lot and when I ask which girls it's always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

I always used keep an eye out for her taxi coming home but now she always walks up to the flat although I can hear a car setting off as if she has just got out of one around the corner.

The other day I picked up her mobile, just to see what time it was, and she went mental, screaming at me that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I kind of think deep down I don't really want to know the truth.

But then last night she went out again and I decided that I would check up on her. I hid behind my car which I knew would give me a good view of the whole street so I could see which car she got out of on her return.

It was whilst I crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Do you think I Should take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Autozone and try to repair it myself?

Happy thursday night everyone!

Edit: Sorry mods if this isnt appropriate, I just wanted to share a bit of humor after a long day of work.

Thanks, vilem. I, for one, won't delete it.

This should be in the Relationships forum.

Are you sure it doesn't belong in the Accounts & Privileges forum?

...on accounta...

...seriously, Vilem, with that kinda attitude, you must be a redneck - buy a pickup!