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It's just so wrong on so many Levels!

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Greetings Fellow FileMaker-Ins,

To stay on topic I first need to mention something about FileMaker Pro 9. OK, that's done!

The other day I was casually sifting through my emails and came upon one from Steven Knight of FMWebschool fame. So I stopped and gave it a cursory Click-A-Rooney and the first thing out of my mouth was “Ahhhhhhhhhhh” and I'm not to proud to say, ran from my computer squealing like a little girl!

Why you ask, why? Because right there in living color, if you can call that living, was a picture of Alex Babkov, best known here on the forum and other places of less repute by Genx. My wife saw this; your Mamma could see this!

At this moment I am drafting a disclaimer to be used by all FileMaker emails containing either picture or mere mention of Genx and ask your support in this endeavor.

Did I say "It's just so wrong on so many levels?" Did I say “Ahhhhhhhhhhh”… :

Harry

LMAO! You got some serious issues Harry. :giggle:

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Mr. Vodka said: You got some serious issues Harry.

Yes, it's sad but true! My only hope is that Genx never sees this post. But it's rumored he as spies everywhere.

I've been told to see a shrink, but I've never understood how a short person could help! :shocked:

Just look what a heavy drinker like you has done for me! :smile2:

Harry

Am I so beautiful that you must run from my very Image?

Careful, or our "dear lord" may take your "ahhhhhhhh's" and "oooooooooh's" as blasphemy. You don't want to make worshiping an idol public knowledge Harry :) .

Here's an idea for the disclaimer: "Lads, Keep ye females away from the screen lest they leave you for the wonder they behold before them".

Ahahahahahahaha! I was really tempted to make a 'your mumma's so fat joke' but then thought better of it - I think I need a shrink as much as you do :)

On an unrelated note... Why the heck is this in the FileMaker 9 category?

Why the heck is this in the FileMaker 9 category?

I'm curious, too: Why isn't this topic in the Chit Chat area?

And how did it get bumped back to "Recent Topics"?

I'm curious, too: Why isn't this topic in the Chit Chat area?

And how did it get bumped back to "Recent Topics"?

I'm guessing someone move it, as it IS in Chit Chat.

I'm puzzled about you "Recent Topic, as the first post was made on 8/23/2007.

Isn't that recent?

Lee

No I moved it to chit chat. What I think may have happened is that in creating an effectively new topic in Chit Chat, it may have registered as "recent".

How old was it then?

I'll flag this for Admin it it is older than the 23rd

Lee

Well it was probably the same in either case. To be honest I didn't know there was a recent topics section in the first place - i.e. I'm just confused atm.

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Don't worry about it. You probably grab the part that sounded like it needed to be move anyway.

:wink2:

Lee

:clap:

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